A) HARPERITE
Born-agains, Baptists, Conservatives, sweater vest
owners, Canadian born Caucasions, Americans and
nerds. People educated outside Canada definitely
need not apply. Mother-in-laws, grumpy old
people, smelly old people and dead old people are
our kind. People that have lived, studied or
travelled outside the country may not join. This
includes holidays.
Born-agains, Baptists, Conservatives, sweater vest
owners, Canadian born Caucasions, Americans and
nerds. People educated outside Canada definitely
need not apply. Mother-in-laws, grumpy old
people, smelly old people and dead old people are
our kind. People that have lived, studied or
travelled outside the country may not join. This
includes holidays.
B) REAL CANADIANS
Catholics, the rest of the Protestants, free thinkers,
Editors, the press, First Nations, immigrants, authors,
journalists, professors, those who don't raise their
hands, those without sweater vests, economists,
Rick Mercer, go-go girls, strippers, exotic dancers,
cheerleaders of any kind, gays, lesbians,little people,
goths and fashionistas. Quebecois, Anglo or French.
Catholics, the rest of the Protestants, free thinkers,
Editors, the press, First Nations, immigrants, authors,
journalists, professors, those who don't raise their
hands, those without sweater vests, economists,
Rick Mercer, go-go girls, strippers, exotic dancers,
cheerleaders of any kind, gays, lesbians,little people,
goths and fashionistas. Quebecois, Anglo or French.
Frere Bloc-a,
Frere Bloc-a,
dormez - vous?
dormez -vous?
Can't you see we're laughing,
Can't you see we're laughing,
Ferme ta guele,
Ferme ta guele!
Frere Bloc-a,
dormez - vous?
dormez -vous?
Can't you see we're laughing,
Can't you see we're laughing,
Ferme ta guele,
Ferme ta guele!
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the reckless abandon approach to public opinion: Please
act like a Canadian.
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'a piece of your mind', a 'how dare you', that's not true, oh
yeah, so there, I oughta, I'm a gonna, an opinion of any
kind,write it down! The worst of the best and best of the
worst will be published in the coming weeks.
Contact Mr. Smith using the form to the left
the reckless abandon approach to public opinion: Please
act like a Canadian.
Take pen in hand or keyboard in lap, (be sure to remove
dancer first) and write me a letter. Go on, give me 'what for',
'a piece of your mind', a 'how dare you', that's not true, oh
yeah, so there, I oughta, I'm a gonna, an opinion of any
kind,write it down! The worst of the best and best of the
worst will be published in the coming weeks.
Contact Mr. Smith using the form to the left
Yellow, red and black and white,
all are Canadians on our Site.
La, la, la, la, lalala; la la
all are Canadians on our Site.
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1977 Member of the Young Liberals - High School
1978 University of Toronto - 2 months
1978 Mail Clerk - Imperial Oil, Edmonton
1985 Defects from Liberals, Becomes Chief Aide to
Jim Hawkes, Conservative
1987 Supports the Reform party at the Founding Convention
1988 Loses as a Reform candidate against Jim Hawkes
1989 Becomes Deborah Grey's executive assistant
1992 Fallout with Preston Manning, resigned as Policy Chief
1993 National Citizen Coalition runs a $50,000 print and
ad campaign benefiting Harper against Hawkes
1993 Wins as Reform candidate against Jim Hawkes
1994 Opposed same sex marriage and spousal benefits
1994 Voted for Canadian Firearms Registry
1994 Voted against Canadian Firearms Registry
1995 Reform and Conservative Merger talks
1996 Resigned his parliamentary seat as of January 1997
1997 Appointed VP, President of National Citizen Coalition
1997-2000 Out of Office
2000 Co-authors the "Alberta Agenda".
2001 Resigns from the National Citizens Coalition
2002 Harper wins leadership of the Canadian Alliance Party
vs. Stockwell Day, becomes Official leader of Oppostion
2003 Harper and MacKay merge to form the Conservative Party
2004 Harper resigns as Leader of Opposition and becomes
leader of Conservative Party
2005 Harper loses election to Liberals Minority government
2005 Harper - concerted drive against same-sex marriage
2005 Introduce Motion of no confidence, election called
2006 Conservative win minority government
2006 Harper appoints Micheal Fortier to the Senate,
16 seats empty while he champions Senate reform
2008 Harper reelected and still champions only elected Senators
2008 Harper appoints 18 Senators to prevent potential
Liberals-NDP coalition government from filling them
1978 University of Toronto - 2 months
1978 Mail Clerk - Imperial Oil, Edmonton
1985 Defects from Liberals, Becomes Chief Aide to
Jim Hawkes, Conservative
1987 Supports the Reform party at the Founding Convention
1988 Loses as a Reform candidate against Jim Hawkes
1989 Becomes Deborah Grey's executive assistant
1992 Fallout with Preston Manning, resigned as Policy Chief
1993 National Citizen Coalition runs a $50,000 print and
ad campaign benefiting Harper against Hawkes
1993 Wins as Reform candidate against Jim Hawkes
1994 Opposed same sex marriage and spousal benefits
1994 Voted for Canadian Firearms Registry
1994 Voted against Canadian Firearms Registry
1995 Reform and Conservative Merger talks
1996 Resigned his parliamentary seat as of January 1997
1997 Appointed VP, President of National Citizen Coalition
1997-2000 Out of Office
2000 Co-authors the "Alberta Agenda".
2001 Resigns from the National Citizens Coalition
2002 Harper wins leadership of the Canadian Alliance Party
vs. Stockwell Day, becomes Official leader of Oppostion
2003 Harper and MacKay merge to form the Conservative Party
2004 Harper resigns as Leader of Opposition and becomes
leader of Conservative Party
2005 Harper loses election to Liberals Minority government
2005 Harper - concerted drive against same-sex marriage
2005 Introduce Motion of no confidence, election called
2006 Conservative win minority government
2006 Harper appoints Micheal Fortier to the Senate,
16 seats empty while he champions Senate reform
2008 Harper reelected and still champions only elected Senators
2008 Harper appoints 18 Senators to prevent potential
Liberals-NDP coalition government from filling them
WHAT KIND OF CANADIAN ARE YOU?
WHO AM I?